Well, I've messed with some stuff and I'm happy with with the results. I'm gonna box this thing.
Here's a clip for those interested: https://soundcloud.com/user-165425177/stomplfoglyface/s-pOLwFtnw2W3
I discovered someone else had added a basic LFO (like my previous iteration) to the Ugly Face.
I'll post some pics and stuff when I'm done.