Super Hadron Collider

[mac]

they invested billions of dollars and sell the thing at $39???
guys, hurry up to get one because they're going out of business as fast as the speed of those hadrons inside the collider!!!

money is god particle, it makes the world... universe go round, not hadrons, fermions or photons... 

mac

[dschwartz]

i already did it, with only 1 knob!:

And you're from the future to help with the design process of the very gadget that allowed you to travel time in the first place?

well, the little monkeys from mars helped a lot!!

[aziltz]

Oh Man! Finally some physics jokes!


Has anyone heard of annihilation/creation operators?

What about the "Smooth" Operator?

[Tony Forestiere]

Just in case anyone missed this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM

[Ben N]

Will everyone just chill? I have it on good information that Jack White has had one of these in his rig for some time now--copper coated, natch, sitting right on top of the Silvertone Twins. (I think you all know what I am talking about, although I dare not say its true name...)

[runmikeyrun]

and here i was getting excited, thinking this was going to be a thread about a clone of the Supercollider pedal...

[petemoore]

  It actually is, just in a parallel time dimension to yours, don't worry time'll catch up.

[sean k]

I tried building it into a stompbox but it wouldn't work so I had to go out and dig the 14 kilometer cave under the suburb I live in. That was quite good because we have a few power stations in the vicinity so I was able to tap in and grab a few million volts. Trouble was it didn't work until I got some gold plated RCA inputs and outputs and had pure silver wire going the the FX.

Now it works fine but I'm kinda afraid to push the time travel/ boost  button...

[Mark Hammer]

See, YOU were smart.  I was finicky about hum, so I figured I'd run it off 9v batteries.  I had to mortgage my house to pay for the battery clips!  Shoulda used a PSA.

Anybody want to buy a few wheelbarrows full of 9v battery clips?

[Ben N]

Mark, I'm disappointed: didn't you salvage those things off the tops of old, dead batteries?

[Pedro Freitas]

Time to scrounge Ebay for cheap Chinese Hadrons.

[Mark Hammer]

Mark, I'm disappointed: didn't you salvage those things off the tops of old, dead batteries?

Oh I did, but I only had about 183 of those, and at a certain point I simply ran out of red and black stranded wire too.  So, it was one of those cases where the best of intentions wasn't enough.

And if I'm not mistaken Ton/puretube posted a link to a 1923 patent pdf of a Hadron collider about 5 years ago.  Of course, because it was all tube, it was about 232 km in diameter.

[danielzink]

.....I have a buddy that's one of the guys who keeps coming back from the future to sabotage the HSC.......well......he told me.......that biggest tonal breakthrough in pedals will be the development of

[danielzink]

's.....so whattya think about that ?.......

[danielzink]

DANG IT ! he keeps deleting my posts !!

[obblitt]

This thread made my day.