Funny "MOJO" stuff

[puretube]

...and then there is that collector, who wants all variants!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


no, but seriously: every box should have some secret individual scratches
(marked with a knife or "leatherman") on the inside, so they can be traced later by roadies and technicians, at famous recording sessions...

[David]

...and then there is that collector, who wants all variants!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


no, but seriously: every box should have some secret individual scratches
(marked with a knife or "leatherman") on the inside, so they can be traced later by roadies and technicians, at famous recording sessions...

Puretube, you are a crazy man!  You're having WAY too much fun with this!

<Keep it up!>   :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

[David]

Puretube...

Our box needs one more component in it.  We need an expertise sensor.  It would measure how well the person using the box could play.  The higher the degree of expertise, the lower the purchase price.  For collectors, since most probably don't play, the cost would go up...

...  WAY up!   :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  

[puretube]

hey, man - I`m only doing this for the "community" -

so everybody can make mods to it, improve it, clone it,
once it is discovered, de-gooped, reverse-engineered,
schematix/drawings copied, mailed around and posted/hosted
after it has become one of the most searched for, hyped
secret-weapon-pedals  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[David]

hey, man - I`m only doing this for the "community" -

so everybody can make mods to it, improve it, clone it,
once it is discovered, de-gooped, reverse-engineered,
schematix/drawings copied, mailed around and posted/hosted
after it has become one of the most searched for, hyped
secret-weapon-pedals  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Don't forget the "Keeley mods", and those of other boutiquers as well...

[puretube]

Puretube...

Our box needs one more component in it....

that would be a new sensor ?  


but seriously: I thought our box already had booteek-status?

[David]

Puretube...

Our box needs one more component in it....

that would be a new sensor ?  

[Hal]

oh man, this thread totally exploded!

the pedal should have "absolute bypass,"  that is, its always bypassed.

And it should have a fesil inductor between the battery and the blue LED.

[David]

oh man, this thread totally exploded!

the pedal should have "absolute bypass,"  that is, its always bypassed.

And it should have a fesil inductor between the battery and the blue LED.

Hal, I think that's a weasel inductor!

[puretube]

maybe we can get a coil custom-wound by Mr. D*nlop?

maybe centre-tapped for dubble-frequencies (octaves!),
or even a multi-tapped coil to take care of 50Hz and 60Hz mains
plus octaving?

wow!!!: tap-bypass

(somebody say: MIDI-synced...)

   

[markr04]

I love this one. A pair of "stones" you put in a room to somehow attract and absorb EMI. In fact, there is a 'myth debunker' organization that has offered $1M to the person who can prove they work. No one has come close.

http://www.shakti-innovations.com/audiovideo.htm

[Fret Wire]

I just sprinkle germanium dust on my carpet, does the same thing.
Did you know that the "metal" in metal flake paint acts as shielding? Reduces RF, BS, and BMF's too. Add a little Ge dust in the clearcoat, and it will induce random sixties clipping. Only above the equator, I might add. This coupled with silver solder makes the circuit neutral ground so that all available wall warts won't work except our uranium depleted Power Supply.

[Nasse]

[RDV]

How about a nice hole you can stick your shtup in and get a nice polish on it. Think of the business from truck drivers alone!!

RDV

[Fret Wire]

Maybe some gurus of this forum could take the role for a bottle of whiskey?

Our Junior Design Team



Our Senior Design Team

[puretube]

Bingo: count me (r.) to the senior team...

[Fret Wire]

Since we're boutique, let's not forget.....TB

Truth-bypass advertising!

[puretube]

oh, yes!

and for the valve-version a state variable "Color"-toggle to switch into
Tube Bypass, to get rid of the coloration...

[Fret Wire]

From Marketing Dept.: place a Surgeon General's warning on the side of the pedal. This will make the pedal appear dangerous, and people will want it more.

"Caution: studies have shown that continued use of this effect will do absolutely nothing to improve your tone."

[puretube]

Most Objectable Junk Object