Funny "MOJO" stuff

[Fret Wire]

Most Objectable Junk Object

+1000  

[puretube]

FRET:
d`ya think it`s about time to start breadbording our little gem,
or should we do a simulation first? (incl. Monaco/MonteCarlo/SanMarino)...

:?:

we had  "The Yardbirds" live in our town this weekend,
but I didn`t wanna go to the show with empty hands...

Ever since I heard that "Andre Rieu" is gonna show up here on his
tour soon to come, this project got me itching for action...

ps: did we think of a thermal stabilisation with piggyback-to-belly junctions already?

:?:

[Jason Stout]

If we could find a way to produce only the prime harmonics (screw the others! they sound bad) we would ave a winner.

[Fret Wire]

Ton:  lets do a simulation with the "River Dance Band" setting.

Good idea, the advertising should include "thermal something" on the reversed polar piggy- side up trannys.  

[puretube]

ooops - we forgot mil.-specs:

we should offer an extra rugged army version ("The Invader"),
with a solid stainless steel
barbed wire
direct from in- to output jack...

:twisted:

[Peter Snowberg]

Stainless is not the best conductor.

Perhaps you should try silver barbed wire, or even better, barbed Litz wire. :mrgreen:

[puretube]

"Blitzwire" for mess-distraction?

Well, the conductor for the army will be elected, soon...

[Arno van der Heijden]

Ever since I heard that "Andre Rieu" is gonna show up here on his tour soon to come, this project got me itching for action...

Hehehehe... ROFL   :lol:

[Jason Stout]

Our product, which is made with proprietary Blitzwireâ,,¢ technology boasts a mathematically perfect sound composed of your delicate tone mingling with all the prime number harmonics within the audio spectrum â€" these harmonics are so special that they only have divisors of themselves and one. Let not your tone be divided!

[puretube]

one more possible addition:

we could implement a "built-in Y-splitter"
(pronounced: "WHY-splitter"),

the output of which will either be connected to 2 individual output jacks,
or to a stereo jack:

one provides the 0 degree signal,
the other an extra "phased" 360 degree signal!
(with a phase shift accuracy drifting less than 0.01dB from the nominal value @ 20Hz to 44.1kHz)

aka: the vicious circle-phaser :twisted:



:lol:

[Phorhas]

"Blitzwire" for mess-distraction?

How about Blitzwire fo mass DISTORTION!

It gives you superb articulation of even order harmonics and refines playing dynamics all at the same time while massivly compressing the signal for a SMOOTH SINGING CREAMY DELICIOUS LOW-FAT sustain!

[puretube]

how about evil harmonics for....soy- (=fatless) sustain ?

:roll:

[stm]

Pity we left the millenium behind.

Around 1998-1999 it would have been great mojo trying to sell a Y2K (year 2000) compliant stompbox :wink:

[Peter Snowberg]

aka: the vicious circle-phaser :twisted:

:lol:

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:


Part of the tonal secret of the Blitzwire is the precise and specific spacing of the "barbs" which act as resonator traps for super high frequency harmonics, thus reducing the brill artifacts present in even the finest conventional interconnects.

[David]

Our product, which is made with proprietary Blitzwireâ,,¢ technology boasts a mathematically perfect sound composed of your delicate tone mingling with all the prime number harmonics within the audio spectrum â€" these harmonics are so special that they only have divisors of themselves and one. Let not your tone be divided!

I've been cracking up ever since I resigned from the corporation!  I might point out that the harmonics you're talking about (divisors of themselves and 1) are...

...  PRIME HARMONICS!   :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  They are indeed special!

Note to R&D:  If the delivery date hasn't impossibly slipped yet, the next design change is to incorporate generation of the pi harmonic into the design (you know, the 3.141592... harmonic).

I know, I just know that certain people are now going to work in references to a certain circular baked confection that (in the US at least) generally contains sweetened fruit...   :roll:

[puretube]

err, "PI" could be mixed up with a currently popular large muffler;

rather name the 3.14... "TRITONIC HARM" ?




btw.: maybe we should put a deadline to entries, when 10 pages are full?*

we could then concentrate on another product, located on the opposite side of the quality/price scale:

"The LOMOJO", most shitty performance, dirt cheap, mega-mass producable crap....


*: ooops, there it is...

[Fret Wire]

"The LOMOJO", most shitty performance, dirt cheap, mega-mass producable crap....

That would be our non-matched, leaky, fake - NKT Germanium model with the carbon comps. None of which is connected to anything (saves costs that way).

[Phorhas]

Have you heard of our Pendamonium Blitz fluxer

Based on researches made in the blitzwire labs, notes from bkitzwire user lead us to develop our new resonating Flux Phauzzer, based solely on tube technilogy and power by the "improbability engine" rotating phaser one seconed and jamming with ford perfect in a push of a button...

Your rotating Flux Phauzzer Penda Panda Blitzh UHF Reso in within YOUR REACH!

[puretube]

HEY: we don`t have a Blitzwire (registered FakeMark) user yet!

Or did someone slip a secret proto outta da lab??? :twisted:

[Peter Snowberg]

...maybe...