Funny "MOJO" stuff

Started by Joe Hart, September 11, 2004, 10:45:52 AM

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Fret Wire

Quote from: Fret Wire
We won't need carbon comp pulldown resistors, because it's a floor mount pedal. If  a customer uses a rack, then we'll put them in, so you can pull it down from the rack. Value doesn't matter, but they must be 10watt resistors to support the weight of the pedal when you pull-down from the rack.

I already solved the pulldown resistor issue on pg. 7 when I was in R & D. You only need pulldown components if the pedal is above floor level. I prefer Fender amp handles for pulling down over resistors. Besides, the ad dept. can claim we use a  "leather pulldown component"....much, much, much more mojo than silly resistors. :idea:
Fret Wire
(Keyser Soze)

puretube

what else do we need to get the mojo running?
(http://diystompboxes.com/sboxforum/viewtopic.php?p=180675#180675?)

who dares to post the last entry?


[summary coming up, soon]

jayp5150

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I believe we've missed the blatantly obvious "used by so-and-so" mojo.

We need a guitar hero that has mystique, skill, and just smells like mojo--even in photos.

Needs to be someone relatively new, but instantly classic.

Or, we just resurrect someone's ghost to endorse this thing.  "Endorsed by SRV's apparition" or something.

Not meant to be distatseful--all in fun.

puretube

maybe: the "new, resurrected  CREAM" ?, e.g. ??

jayp5150

YES!  

That's perfect.  Are we allowed to use the word "crossroads" on it?  That would be a good name for a blend control--or just a dummy knob with no pot under it.  People would swear they hear the change from twisting it, though.

Fret Wire

Quote from: Fret Wire
I even found a famous "Guitar God" to endorse it! :twisted:  :twisted:
http://j-walk.com/other/todd/aboutme.htm

We already found a guitar god to endorse the pedal: Todd (check out his vintage Ebay auctions)

BTW, Ton: we have to send Todd another prototype, though. His mother's boyfriend traded it for a six-pack.
Fret Wire
(Keyser Soze)

puretube

the all-new "MOTHER"-pedal will start the "FAMILY"-series!
(including the "SIX-PACKER", a throw-away stompbox).
:lol:


btw: is Todd really a worthy endorser - his mom living in shame - ?
:shock:

jayp5150

Wow.  How did I miss that?  

THAT is rock 'n' roll.

Proceed.

Fret Wire

Quote from: puretubebtw: is Todd really a worthy endorser - his mom living in shame - ?
:shock:

Why not? Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13 yr cousin. That's rock n' roll!

Besides, with eye spacing like Todd's, he can watch the pedal and his fretboard at the same time.
Fret Wire
(Keyser Soze)

puretube


airhole

RS sockets?? what be they?

Cheers,
george

puretube

another great idea for the MoJo-series: the "Style-Swapper".
(comes with absolute NO-MODability!):

http://diystompboxes.com/sboxforum/viewtopic.php?t=27208


:)

Nasse

What a great idea! Keyboard players and computer auto-accompaniment program users have had this feature before, so it was only a question of time when this technology was made available for guitarists.

Maybe bands stay longer together, no need to change players because of "musical disagreements", just byu the hot new styles from MoJo Effects.
  • SUPPORTER

puretube


puretube

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...To me it's just a joke...

JHS

bah. ... i laugh my ass off....


No,...I really enjoy...

1] he has....
2]  i made....

... :P
...this?

...thinking about infinity...

8)
...had to do it.
...no return?...
which color,
what end ?
now we crossed the borders...  :shock:

Fret Wire

LOL!  :lol:

If you stare at the quote maze real hard, you'll hear "Helter Skelter" backwards.

"I got blisters on my quote fingers!"


ps- quote that!
Fret Wire
(Keyser Soze)

petemoore

Live PEdal Press for Spinal Tap Type Band.
  These devious devices not only stomp your pedal, with 3 foot of leverage arm, a sturdy stompknob depression pad, wide stance frame footing, they easily go the extra 3'' or so through your pedal, and slowly crush your pedal, causeing it to fail in unpredictable and usually non-fascinating ways !!!
 Amaze your friends for seconds as you find the interesting mojo you though your lousier pedals never posessed !!!
 Collect all the Cheap-O plastic pedals, try them at your gig in the Live Pedal Press, then,  :D  don't trade them with your friends !!!
Convention creates following, following creates convention.

puretube

ALL future MoJo pedals will be specially labeled:
http://diystompboxes.com/sboxforum/viewtopic.php?t=27285

thanx for that link, bwanasonic!!!

:P

puretube

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http://diystompboxes.com/sboxforum/viewtopic.php?t=18837&start=180).

...of course, this topic, with this very posting marks the: POST #100.000 in this forum  8)  8)  8)

 
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petemoore

Mojo is what I have, and you want.
 I can't tell you what I paid for my Mojo, I'm a Master Mojo Dealer.
 You can buy some of my aged Mojo...say 3,900 should get you started.
 Those .39c items, even if you have 1000 of them, could never Match the Mojo I have, and can sell you. We are talking about magic here.
 Signed, 'The Mojo Socket"...Devils Advocate.
Convention creates following, following creates convention.