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[petemoore]

double badd

[petemoore]

...is ther a way to delete?

[Alex C]

A guy goes into a bar and says, "Quick, gimme a beer before the trouble starts!" The barman looks around the sleepy bar, shrugs and hands the guy a bottle of beer.

The guy drinks it fast. "Quick! gimme another beer before the trouble starts!"
The barman looks at the guy oddly but hands another beer to the guy.

The guy drinks it fast. "Quick another beer before the trouble starts!"
The barman, with a frown on his face, hands it over reluctantly.

Again, the guy drinks it fast. "Quick another beer before the trouble starts!"
The barman replies, "Look pal, exactly what trouble are you talking about?"

"I haven't got any money!"

[MartyMart]

A smart dressed Jewish boy comes home from school, puffing and panting.
He goes to his Father's study and says..
" Papa, I did a great thing today, I ran home from school behind the bus and saved a dollar"

His Father looked at him and said ....
"Son you are so stupid, next time run home behind a Taxi and you'll save 20 dollars !!"

( NO offence intended )

Marty.   :wink:

[Heavner]

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:   :lol:  :lol: :mrgreen:

That's funny.

[Torchy]

crp

[petemoore]

 Jimmy J. bums 20$/..I'll "pay you back tomorrow", "For sure
', just the banks closed right now".
 A week passes...'what about that 20 I sezz"...JJ: "what 20?"...[semi long discussion depicting the borrowing conversations"...Oh THAT one", "Well when you figure gas, insurance, tires, and everything in there...that leaves 5"...true story...

[RDV]

Why'd the chicken have a bag on his head?






To cover up his Pecker!!


RDV

[jmusser]

I came home late last night, and someone had stolen all my furniture..... but, they had replaced it with an exact duplicate. Steven Wright

[Alex C]

Yet again, no offence:

An Irishman walks out of a bar...