DIY humour

[stringsthings]

Q:  what do trains and electrons have in common?
A:   they both deal with conductors

please feel free to emit your favourite electronics joke in response ! 

[LucifersTrip]

I bet I can come up with a worse one...

Q: what's the difference between a transistor and an elephant?
A: they both have 3 legs except for the elephant*





*I do have some 4-legged trannies

[R.G.]

It's old, but someone hasn't seen it yet.

What do all electronic parts have in common?

They eventually all become Darkness Emitting Diodes.

[Reelo]

[nick d]

                 That brought me down to Ground , but I'll try to stay Positive!

[richon]

                 That brought me down to Ground , but I'll try to stay Positive!

only if you feel a little  FUZZy 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Device for those who is eager to find an answer to such universally important question as: "What will happen if I put my fingers here?...."

...And true DIY transformer:

[Jarno]

[newfish]

...from the late, great Tommy Cooper...

"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and
the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off."

[SPAZ]

   I found this one 



An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I will sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

[wavley]

A friend sent this to me.

[george]

...from the late, great Tommy Cooper...

"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and
the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off."

rotflmao!

[petemoore]

  Ok!, this adapter plug fits.

[jkokura]

A friend sent this to me.

Just watched Spinal Tap - Brilliant!

[davidallancole]

During mating season, male elephants seem to grow a fifth leg.